Husband: Honey, when I die, will you marry again?
Wife: I am afraid I will. You know I hate solitude.
Husband: Will you let him drive my car?
Wife: Well, I think so.
Husband: Will you let him sit in my favourite chair?
Wife: May be.
Husband: Will you let him have my gold watch?
Wife: May be.
Husband: Will you let him wear my nice suits?
Wife:No, HE is SHORTER.
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